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Name: diLys chng
Gender: Female
Interests: laughing, shopping and hanging out with my frens.
Expertise: being lame.
Occupation: stool-dent
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11/21/2006
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| 25DEC
STH TO SHARE....
Andre was bragging to his boss one day. "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff. "OK, Andre how about George Clooney?" Andre replied: "Sure, yes, George and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Andre and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on George Clooney's door and sure enough, George Clooney shouts: "Andre! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Andre's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Clooney's house, he tells Andre that he thinks him knowing Clooney was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Andre says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Andre says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go.
At the White House, Clinton spots Andre on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Andre, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Andre, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Andre. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome. Andre and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Andre says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Andre emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Andre returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss's side, Andre asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said: "Who the fuck's that on the balcony with Andre?"
Hmmm, can i ask sth stupid?
Ogays, i shall ans myself. YES, I MAY.
Haha. So does that mean that those people (bush, george etc) are not the real bush and george?
So andre is faking afterall?
Ya ya ya, im always SLowwww in such things.
Can some1 be nice enuff to tell me why the boss fainted?
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18 Dec 2009
Life is really fragile isnt it?
When one gets old, they get scared.
Fear of loneliness, fear of death.
Perhaps that's why older people smile lesser?
It suddenly dawned on me that i have not visit my grandma for a long time.
I really hate myself for this & im so guilty.
I know i ought to spend more time w her esp after ahgong is gone...
She's old now & she cant walk much :(
It really tear me apart to see her walking with her umbrella as support...
Her every step seems so difficult for her :(
I wish god will keep her healthy & safe forever..
I wish she wouldnt have to age...
I wish i have been a better granddaughter...
I wish i have talked more with her....
So many of i wish.....
My main wish for 2010 is that : My grandma can cont'd t stay healthy & smile more.
& so, tdy i shall make a trip down with my family t visit her.
I miss granny :(
I really love her <3
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| 10 dec
how can i put things across in a way that everyone is happy with it?
I Dun.Like.It. Dont like it this way.
Things does change isnt it?
& i h8 h8 changes =(
Why isnt things like before?
To make things worse, im down with flu,cough,bodyache.
Im plagued w flu for 2 friggin days!
My nose is all RAD! Just nice f xmas.
EH, WHAT'S THE DEER CALL AGN?
Am i suffering from dengue/sars/h1n1??!
Talking bt dengue, i got a bite on my face?!!!
Die. KO die dilys.
Can i still say life has been fine so far?
I need happy pills :(
I feel like gg out tmw w ajj t shop.
That is if i get better.
Shopping & ajj is my happy pill!
I just realize i haven post pics for a long time!
Ok, that's the lasy me.
TIME FOR BED. IT'S 1.17AM.
Need to recuperate =8(
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Clubbing at butter fat-tory (9dec)
Ytd, the girls & i went clubbing at butt.fact.
I tell you.
It was supersonic packed ytd. To the extent that you dont even have space to dance.
How bad was that.
Plus there's this swarm of disgusting guys who formed a circle around us.
They end up behind us, doing funny things behind our backs.
Like trying to grind one of our backsides. HAHA.
When we switched to diff areas, they tagged along & form a circle agn. Yucks!
I know it's common to meet such situations when you go club.
Like guys touching your butt and grabbing your waist.
But seriously i dont like it.
It rly turned me off :(
There's this guy who stood behind me trying to touch my butt and grind me.
& when i turned back to give my deadly stare, he still gave me that disgusting smile!
I was damn pissed.
So i elbowed him reallyyy hard but arghhh... he still cont'd smiling & coming closer.
I knew i gotta show my girl power. So i use my heels t step on his legs & i gave him a power kick.
WOAH. I bet that hurts! So funny when he finally move away after that.
Seee, i go club is do aerobics one.
I like to elbow guys when they come close to my friends.
HAHA. I kept asking amelia if she is ok & anyone touched her.
I will elbow the guys if im annoyed. Hehe. so fun.
Im one fierce girl! HAHAA.
Lesson learnt :
1) Go club must learn to protect yourself
2) Never club with heels if you plan to dance the whole night. (My legs are sore & weak aft that)
I gt a bad flu ytd & i club with tissue paper in my hands.
Style. But it's really miserable to club when u have flu.
I think i really got bad immunity ( Yes, this is the 138458238times i said this)
Towards the v end, i got kinda sick, went to the toilet & end up havin diarhorrea & vomit.
Must be the lack of oxygen in the club. & now u see how packed the club was.
Sorry to the girls cause they have to go back earlier because of me :(
It was nice to meet up with them after so long =D
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29november
I wish i could just laugh it off...
As easy as that...
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